Monday 28 June 2010

While a hand made of water picks you up and puts you down


"
I really love our classic, over-privileged, over-educated, over-indulgent weekends." H. B. Miller




Some stills from our annual booze cruise around the Chesapeake, as captured by Bailey Miller. While last year may have involved more cannabis and less engine faults, this year witnessed finger sandwiches and the dwindled remnants of a thirty-rack of PBR. There were also, back on dry land, pitchers of rum punch with breakfast, of Orchard Breezes with lunch, of Bellinis before dinner; beautiful bottles of wine, champagne in ice buckets underneath the cabana, drowsy rounds of badminton followed by anxious plunges into the pool. Drinking and eating and swimming and satirizing: that's what happened this weekend. Of course, this is all an exiguous precursor to the jaunt up to New England that is to come, which, I surmise, will be more of the same, just on an unimaginably more legit scale.

The point of all of this is that it's fucking ideal. And that it doesn't happen all the time, and that things change drastically and often, but some things, some traditions, like the priority of great, indulgent escape, sit remotely untouched, and savourable, and pristine among friends. Because it's good when we do things and we make things of ourselves and we achieve, that we evolve, that we harden, that we become people. But it's also very important that sometimes we don't. That sometimes we are spoiled, lazy, overprivileged, overindulgent, and completely fucking pointless.

Monday 21 June 2010

Down the lane I walk with my sweet Mary, hair of gold and lips like cherries

Steak sandwiches, Arnold Palmers, chicken salad and cherry pie on the Keating Porch.

Monday 14 June 2010

"Performing 'Ulysses' on Bloomsday at Symphony Space is the only way I'll ever finish the damn book." Stephen Colbert

Sunday 13 June 2010

Much of the ocean is still unexplored

I thought the season finale of Saturday Night Live (I know, I'm a little late, but uhngnnn I live in another country) was rad. While a lot of you seem to think that the show, unable to sustain three decades of the progression of modern humor or whatever, has grown intolerably stale, I will always watch it, and it will always make me laugh, perhaps because I am an easy audience, perhaps because I'm quite often under the influence of marijuana by the time 11:30 on a Saturday night rolls around. In the words of Eliot, "I have measured out my life in SNL sketches." Or at least digital shorts. I mean, Laser Cats changed my fucking life. But we all know that.


This is literally the funniest shit ever right now.

(Still saving my real virginity for Andy Samberg.)

Wednesday 9 June 2010

Monday 7 June 2010

Blehhhhhhhhhhhh


A portrait of Primavera Sound 2010 (that doesn't involve me sucking face with an anonymous Spanish gentleman in a beautiful tartan sport coat): free shots in the Jager tent. Tom had 45,000, and it was all ridiculously indulgent.