Thursday 15 October 2009

These boots were made for staying the fuck away from normal people

"We needed the $3k barrier to entry. NEEDED. But thanks to bootleggers and overly ambitious ladies for whom 'holiday clothing' was invented, those lovely dames who think lace 'goes with' sequins, confident daughters who received exactly the right amount of love from their parents and 'love their job,' 'look good in hats' and wear hosiery in red and green, thanks to them and their SENSE OF ADVENTURE I am experiencing something I was wholly unprepared for: THIGH-HIGH BOOT MUFFIN TOP."

Mary HK Choi should have a talk with 60% of the hoes in my Lit class.

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