And that woman, was Martha Washington

Well, I go back to Edinburgh tomorrow, meaning, yes, my summer has actually, finally reached its unfathomable end. And it's been all kinds of real! I watched Dazed & Confused three times today while I packed, in homage to the past few months. I must have watched that movie over twenty times this summer, and yet, my heart still feels all sorts of heavy every time that keg dries up.

"McCarthyism, I like that."

"I have watched Dazed and Confused approximately sixty-five times, and I have been stoned for approximately sixty-four of those experiences. At this point, it almost seems unfathomable to watch this movie without being high; it fact, it's entirely possible that watching this movie actually released THC into my bloodstream. But I do know this: I was not smoking pot the first time I watched Dazed and Confused. And I know this because I was drunk." Chuck Closterman in his essay "Not So Long Ago But Very Far Away," as featured as part of the very much worth it Criterion Collection Dazed & Confused

Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

Happy Joooooon.